“Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Strong, insults, Weak
“Always remember: You’re just as unique as everybody else.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: unique, Not Special, Special, insults
“Your opinion is very important to me. Please stay on the line until you hear the beep for voicemail.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Opinions, Voicemail
“Why do people make end-of-the-world jokes like there’s no tomorrow?”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Jokes, End of the World, Irony
“I'm pretty sure I married someone else's soul mate. If only they'd come around and take him off my hands.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Soul Mate, Marriage, Mistaken Identity
“Hear that? It’s the sound of you not talking for once.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Silence, shut up, talking, insults
“My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I got drunk.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Girlfriend, Sexy, Drunk
“When I see ads on TV featuring smiley housewives using some new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they’re clearly on.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Housewives, Ads, TV Ads, Meds
“Why is it that everything you love is either unhealthy, addictive, or has multiple restraining orders against you?”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Love, unhealthy, addictive, Restraining Order, Bad For You
“I always tell new hires, ‘Don't think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.’”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: boss, Employee, You're Fired
“Those of you who think you know it all are really annoying to those of us who do.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Annoying, Know-it-Alls, Arrogance
“My son asked me what it's like to be married so I told him to leave me alone. When he did, I asked why he was ignoring me.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Son, mother, Marriage, Annoying
“Did something bad happen to you, or are you just naturally this terrible of a person?”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: insults
“You might love your life, but I think it just wants to be friends.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Love, friendzone, insults
“Light travels faster than sound, which is why people like you appear bright—until they open their mouths.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Speed of Light, Light, Speed of Sound, bright, insults
“If at first you don't succeed, stop trying already. You're probably dumb.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Inspirational, Depression, Success, dumb, insults
“Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face looks kind of funky.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Heaven, insults
“Take my advice—it's not like I'm dumb enough to.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Advice, dumb, Self-deprecation