“Why do the French eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food!”— Maria Monrovia, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Food Puns, Puns, Funny, Funny Quotes
“What did 50 Cent say on National Ice Cream Day? Go shawty, it’s sherbert day!”— Maria Monrovia, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Food Puns, Puns, Funny, Funny Quotes
“What do you call friends you meet at culinary school? Taste buds!”— Maria Monrovia, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Food Puns, Puns, Funny, Funny Quotes
“What’s Adele’s favorite dessert? Jello from the other side!”— Maria Monrovia, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Food Puns, Puns, Funny, Funny Quotes
“Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter? I’m not telling you. You might spread it!”— Maria Monrovia, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Food Puns, Puns, Funny, Funny Quotes
“What did Taylor Swift say to the melon? Look what you made me dew!”— Maria Monrovia, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Food Puns, Puns, Funny, Funny Quotes
“What do you say to a herb that’s running late? It’s about thyme!”— Maria Monrovia, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Food Puns, Puns, Funny, Funny Quotes
“What did the baby corn say to its mom? Where’s my pop corn?”— Maria Monrovia, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Funny Jokes, Puns, Food Puns
“What did the pickle say to his fans? I’m kind of a big dill!”— Maria Monrovia, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Funny Jokes, Puns, Food Puns