“How do you help someone who’s lost their Christmas spirit? Nurse them back to elf.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, Christmas Jokes
“How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house!”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Christmas Jokes, santa, Wordplay
“Why did Frosty ask for a divorce? His wife was a total flake.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Divorce, Christmas Jokes
“What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Christmas Jokes, Santa Claus, Puns
“Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much? Because every single buck is dear to him!”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Scrooge, reindeer, Christmas Jokes
“Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Christmas Jokes, santa, Depression
“How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Christmas Jokes, Christmas
“What do you call a broke Santa Claus? Saint-nickel-less.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Santa Claus, Christmas Jokes, Puns
“What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat? Hits a gnome and runs.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Grinch, Christmas Jokes, baseball