Episode

The Bad Beginning

: Part Two

by Daniel Handler, Justice Strauss, Joan Cusack, Barry Sonnenfeld, Sara Canning and 30 others

While Mr. Poe’s secretary works overtime, Count Olaf casts Violet and Klaus in "The Marvelous Marriage," a work of theater with alarming implications.

(6 total)

Characters

Daniel Handler (6)Patrick Warburton (4)Lemony Snicket (4)Count Olaf (1)Neil Patrick Harris (1)Justice Strauss (1)Joan Cusack (1)

“If you use fancy-pants words first thing in the morning, you’re going to end up a very lonely man.”

— Daniel Handler, Count Olaf, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

Tagged: fancy pants, Morning, Lonely Man

“Just because you don’t understand it, doesn’t mean it isn’t so.”

— Daniel Handler, Lemony Snicket, Patrick Warburton, imdb.com

Tagged: Understand, isn't so, Meaning

“Some things in life are difficult to understand, even after years and years of thinking about them while wandering alone through desolate landscapes, usually during the off-season.”

— Daniel Handler, Lemony Snicket, Patrick Warburton, imdb.com

Tagged: Understand, difficult, years, wandering, desolate

“Having a brilliant idea isn’t as easy as turning on a light. But just as a single bulb can illuminate even the most depressing of rooms, the right idea can shed light on a depressing situation.”

— Daniel Handler, Lemony Snicket, Patrick Warburton, imdb.com

Tagged: Brilliant, idea, Light, single bulb, depressing

“Marriage is like sharing a root beer float, or agreeing to be the back half of a horse costume. Even when it’s happening onstage, you should only do it with the people you love.”

— Daniel Handler, Lemony Snicket, Patrick Warburton, imdb.com

Tagged: Marriage, root beer float, Metaphor Examples, horse costume, Love

“There are countless types of books in this world, which makes good sense because there are countless types of people.”

— Daniel Handler, Justice Strauss, Joan Cusack, imdb.com

Tagged: Countless, Books, World, Types, varieties