Season 3

“ALF: Why don't you ring up Ann-Margret and get her over here? Aaron King: Sure... I'll just head on over to Graceland and pick up my Rolodex.”

— Al Jean, ALF (voice), Paul Fusco, imdb.com

“Willie Tanner: You've convinced me ALF, that we're living two doors down the street from Elvis Presley and Raquel is Janis Joplin and Trevor is Buddy Holly. ALF: That'll be the day!”

— Al Jean, Willie Tanner, Max Wright, imdb.com

“Aaron King: Can I pet you? ALF: Only above the waist.”

— Al Jean, ALF (voice), Paul Fusco, imdb.com

“ALF: ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! Willie Tanner: That was not Elvis Presley. ALF: Are you kidding?, he was on that sandwich like red beans on rice. Lynn Tanner: He didn't seem like Elvis to me either. ALF: Elvis was a brilliant actor. He could play anything from a singing race car driver to a singin…”

— Al Jean, ALF (voice), Paul Fusco, imdb.com

“Aaron King: What do you aliens do all day? Look for dead celebrities? ALF: I'm so tired of that stereotype.”

— Al Jean, ALF (voice), Paul Fusco, imdb.com

“Willie Tanner: ALF! Flakey Pete: [walks into the kitchen] Oh. Hi Willie. Willie Tanner: Where is he? Flakey Pete: Who? Your little alien guy? Willie Tanner: If anything... anything has happened to him, you're gonna be... ALF: Hey. Willie. Willie Tanner: ALF! ALF: Willie! Willie Tanner: ALF! ALF: Wil…”

— Tom Patchett, Stephen Hollander, ALF (voice), Paul Fusco, imdb.com

“Raquel Ochmonek: Mark my words, that man who lived next door to us was Buddy Holly. ALF: [pops open the shutters in the kitchen after Raquel leaves] Boy, is she gullible! Everybody knows Buddy Holly runs a bait and tackle shop in Phoenix.”

— Al Jean, Raquel Ochmonek, Liz Sheridan, imdb.com

“Either he's Elvis, or Priscilla had a heck of a lawn sale.”

— Al Jean, ALF (voice), Paul Fusco, imdb.com