Season

Season 1

by Jeffrey Tambor, Portia de Rossi, Tony Hale, Michael Cera, David Cross and 22 others

Meet the suddenly penniless, and equally clueless, Bluth family. Accustomed to their wildly affluent lifestyle, they can't seem to grasp the fact that the head of the family is now in the slammer for shifty accounting practices — and he's loving every min

(7 total)

Characters

Mitchell Hurwitz (6)David Cross (4)Tobias Fünke (4)Michael Bluth (2)Jason Bateman (2)Matthew Weiner (1)Brad Copeland (1)Barbara Feldman (1)Jon Hamm (1)Don Draper (1)

“Michael: You do all this charity crap just to stroke your ego. You don't even know what the auction's for tonight. Lindsay: The wetlands. Michael: To do what with them? Lindsay: Dry them. Michael: Save them.”

— Barbara Feldman, Mitchell Hurwitz, Michael Bluth, Jason Bateman, imdb.com

Tagged: Wetlands, charity

“Why am I the only one that seems to get how much trouble this family is in?”

— Mitchell Hurwitz, Michael Bluth, Jason Bateman, imdb.com

“Tobias: I'm looking for something that says, "Dad likes leather." Sales clerk: Something that says, "Leather daddy?"”

— Mitchell Hurwitz, Brad Copeland, Tobias Fünke, David Cross, imdb.com

Tagged: Comedy Shows, TV Quotes, Sarcasm, Sarcasm Quotes

“What an adventure gang, I thought the homosexuals were pirates. But it turns out they were actors in the local theatre!”

— Mitchell Hurwitz, Tobias Fünke, David Cross, imdb.com

Tagged: Comedy Shows, TV Quotes, Sarcasm, Sarcasm Quotes

“Tobias: Quick question though am I being panicked about the fire or am I being brave for everyone else? Casting director: The fire? It's a fire sale. Tobias: Oh my god, we're having a fire.... sale. Oh the burning, it burns me. Evacuate all the school children.”

— Mitchell Hurwitz, Tobias Fünke, David Cross, imdb.com

Tagged: Comedy Shows, TV Quotes, Sarcasm, Sarcasm Quotes

“In this business of show, you have to have the heart of an angel and the hide of an elephant.”

— Mitchell Hurwitz, Tobias Fünke, David Cross, imdb.com

Tagged: Comedy Shows, TV Quotes, Sarcasm, Sarcasm Quotes

“Who gives a crap what I say anyway? My work speaks for me.’”

— Matthew Weiner, Don Draper, Jon Hamm, imdb.com

Tagged: Work, Being Silent, Under the Radar, Disappearing Man