Movie

Austin Powers

: The Spy Who Shagged Me

by Mike Myers, Michael McCullers, Austin Powers, Suzanne Todd, Jennifer Todd and 4 others

(6 total)

Characters

Mike Myers (12)Michael McCullers (6)Fat Bastard (5)Austin Powers (1)

“Come here I'm going to eat you. I'm bigger than you I'm higher on the food chain. Get in my belly!”

— Michael McCullers, Mike Myers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com

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“Of course, I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you. I've got more chins than Chinese phone book. I've not seen my willy in two years which is long enough to declare I'm legally dead.”

— Michael McCullers, Mike Myers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com

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“Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you've had fat you never go back.”

— Michael McCullers, Mike Myers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com

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“Dr. Evil, let me make you a deal alright? You keep the mojo, you keep the money. And I'll get your baby [while smacking lips].”

— Michael McCullers, Mike Myers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com

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“First things first, where's your shitter? I've got a turtle head poking out. I'm not kidding I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Christ I'm getting all emotinoal from it, ya know?”

— Mike Myers, Michael McCullers, Fat Bastard, Mike Myers, amazon.com

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“Austin Powers: Who does number two work for? Cowboy: That's right buddy you show that turd who's boss.”

— Mike Myers, Michael McCullers, Austin Powers, Mike Myers, amazon.com

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