Season 3

“I'm gonna get a tattoo of a butt!”

— Glenn Eichler, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Voice on T.V. Ad: [on T.V.] Imagine yourself, your own finger, luxuriously touched with the new karat gold Cubic Zerconium. Beavis: [on the phone] hello, yeah, I'd like to order one of those... Pubic... Zercroniums.”

— David X. Cohen, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Beavis: I hope there's a human head inside! Butt-head: Yeah. Or maybe a human butt.”

— Kristofor Brown, Beavis & Butthead, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“[while watching the video to Bananarama's "Venus] These chicks should marry GWAR.”

— Bo Weinberg, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Beavis: Hey, where's the TV? God: TV is the devil's tool. Butt-Head: Yeah, where is it?”

— Bo Weinberg, Beavis & Butthead, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“This bowling ball isn't human! It doesn't feel pain! It can't be reasoned with!”

— Kristofor Brown, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Y'know, like, this band sucks. But it's like, they suck like, in new ways, y'know. Like, they suck in ways we haven't, like, seen stuff suck before.”

— Kristofor Brown, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Judge: You'll need someone who knows the laws, who's familiar with the penal system and— Beavis: [laughing with Butt-head] She said penal.”

— David X. Cohen, Glenn Eichler, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Old woman: What happened to my spectacles? Butt-head: Uh, your testicles?”

— Glenn Eichler, David X. Cohen, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Store clerk: Are you two gonna buy something or are you gonna stare all day? Butt-head: Uh, we're gonna stare all day.”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Butt-head: Uh…Hey Beavis. I got an idea. Beavis: Yeah, me too! Let's go over to Stewart's house and burn something. [holds up a lighter]”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“[on the phone with the Home Shopping network] Yeah, I'd like to order one of those pubic zercroniums.”

— Mike Judge, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com