Quotes tagged ‘Homonyms’

(11 total)

“Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar? A: The pronunciation.”

“Thorny: Are you okay? College Boy 2: Yeah, sure. Thorny: Yes sir? College Boy 2: Yes sir. Thorny: No, did you say 'yes sir.'? Rabbit: I think he said 'yeah, sure.' College Boy 1: What'd you say man? College Boy 2: When I said, 'yeah, sure', but what... literally what I said was 'yeah, sure, sir.' Th…”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, College Boy 2, Joey Kern, imdb.com

“Hey, what's with the food around here? A kid comes up to me in a white jacket, gives me a Ritz cracker, and uh, chopped liver, he says, 'Canapes.' I said, uh, 'can of peas, my ass, that's a Ritz cracker and chopped liver!'”

— Francis Ford Coppola, Mario Puzo, Frankie Pentangeli, Michael V. Gazzo, imdb.com

“Eddie: Uhh umm uh, what's your dad's name, Bone ? Richard 'Boner' Stabone: Sylvester. Mike: Wait a minute... Your dad's name is Sylvester Stabone? Richard 'Boner' Stabone: Who knew?”

— Susan Beavers, Mike Seaver, Kirk Cameron, imdb.com

“Judge: You'll need someone who knows the laws, who's familiar with the penal system and— Beavis: [laughing with Butt-head] She said penal.”

— David X. Cohen, Glenn Eichler, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Butt-head: I didn't know you were psychic, Beavis. Beavis: Yeah, remember what those doctors said on those tests? Butt-head: No, Beavis, they said you were psycho.”

— Kristofor Brown, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Old woman: What happened to my spectacles? Butt-head: Uh, your testicles?”

— Glenn Eichler, David X. Cohen, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“What a dope. What a maroon.”

— Tedd Pierce, Bugs Bunny, Mel Blanc, imdb.com

“Rose: I wonder if jewelry comes from Jewish people? In Little Falls, the jeweler was Jewish. Jeweler, Jewish—I wonder if there's a connection. Sophia: I think there's a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste.”

— Susan Harris, Rose Nylund, Betty White, imdb.com

“The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite, so he went back four seconds.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com