BoJack Horseman Season 1

“You know, sometimes I think I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me and now its all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late. Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?”

— Peter Knight, BoJack Horseman (voice), Will Arnett, imdb.com

“Sweetie, you know I support you, whatever you want to do, but you're not gonna find what you're looking for in these awful made-up places. The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventua…”

— Raphael Bob-Waksberg, Mr. Peanutbutter (voice), Paul F. Tompkins, imdb.com

“Mr. Peanutbutter: Admit it! You like my girlfriend. BoJack Horseman: Oh, come on. I mean, am I attracted to her? Sure. Do my days feel better when I'm around her? Yeah. Does she get me in ways no woman ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasize about her? Yes, but only in two positions. Look, am I the ki…”

— Scott Marder, BoJack Horseman (voice) / Mr. Peanutbutter (voice) , Will Arnett / Paul F. Tompkins, imdb.com

“People usually don't want to hang out with me after rehab. I'm really more of a before rehab friend.”

— Raphael Bob-Waksberg, BoJack Horseman (voice), Will Arnett, imdb.com

“I told you I don't know where it is. Don't put things in my butt if you want them back.”

— Raphael Bob-Waksberg, BoJack Horseman (voice), Will Arnett, imdb.com

“What's great about Los Angeles is nobody cares where you're from or who you are. It's a superficial town where you can worry about stupid shit like keeping your pool clean, and what artisanal nuts to put on your salad.”

— Caroline Williams, BoJack Horseman (voice), Will Arnett, imdb.com

“Look, for a lot of people, life is just one long hard kick in the urethra.”

— Raphael Bob-Waksberg, BoJack Horseman (voice), Will Arnett, imdb.com

“Princess Carolyn: Face it, you're afraid of commitment. BoJack Horseman: I am not afraid of commitment. I commit to things all the time. It's the following through on that commitment that I take issue with.”

— Raphael Bob-Waksberg, Princess Carolyn (voice) / BoJack Horseman (voice), Amy Sedaris / Will Arnett, imdb.com

“You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it's all gone. And I'll never get it back in me. It's too late.”

— Peter Knight, Raphael Bob-Waksberg, BoJack Horseman, Will Arnett, imdb.com

“You sleep on my couch and you don't pay rent. I've had tapeworms that are less parasitic. I don't even remember why I let you stay with me in the first place.”

— Raphael Bob-Waksberg, BoJack Horseman, Will Arnett, imdb.com

“BoJack, I'm gonna level with you, honey. This whole you-hating-the-troops thing is not great.”

— Raphael Bob-Waksberg, Princess Carolyn, Amy Sedaris, imdb.com

“Laura! Clear our my schedule! I have to push a boulder up a hill and then have it roll over me time and time again with no regard for my well-being!”

— Raphael Bob-Waksberg, Princess Carolyn, Amy Sedaris, imdb.com