“I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: enjoy, women's panties, Comfort
“We're fighting because you're a moron. That's why we're fighting.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: Fighting, Moron, Insult
“Get up off your fat ass and let's take a walk! It'll be romantic!”— Larry David, Susie Greene, Susie Essman, imdb.comTagged: fat ass, Walk, Romantic
“No, all I'm wondering is this, if you took an American kid who's never used chopsticks before and a Chinese kid who's never used chopsticks before, would the Chinese kid do better?”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: American, Chinese, Chopsticks, do better
“You're nothing without your health. Some people are nothing even with their health. I fall in that category, sometimes.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: Health, Category, Nothing
“Can I tell you something about apricots? ... 1 in 30 is a good one. It's such a low percentage fruit.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: apricots, low percentage, Fruit, Tasty
“I'd rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: Thieves, Neighbors, Things, Time, impose