“I'm so Chinese. I'm an econ professor that's lactose intolerant.”— Pete Chiarelli, Adele Lim, Rachel Chu, Constance Wu, imdb.com
“[to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?”— Douglas Kenney, Brian Doyle-Murray, Harold Ramis, Al Czervik, Rodney Dangerfield, imdb.com
“Hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.”— Jason Cahill, Junior Soprano, Dominic Chianese, imdb.com
“No, all I'm wondering is this, if you took an American kid who's never used chopsticks before and a Chinese kid who's never used chopsticks before, would the Chinese kid do better?”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“You cannot give anything more important than the Love reflected in your own life. That is the one true universal language, which allows us to speak Chinese or the dialects of India. For if, one day, you go to those places, the silent eloquence of Love will mean that you will be understood by everyon…”— Henry Drummond, amazon.com
“What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus? One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.”— Foobibby, reddit.com
“free sex tonight.. I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."”— mummyking, reddit.com
“I just opened up a Facebook page for Chinese Nazis. It has three Reichs so far.”— TheMemeSaint177, reddit.com
“I just had dinner at a Chinese-German fusion restaurant a couple of hours ago. The food was great but now I'm hungry for power.”— Smith-Corona, reddit.com