“I'm planning on dying tonight. What are *your* plans?”— Joseph Lee, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.comTagged: Want To Die, plans, SASS
“Peter Griffin: Oh, hey Lois. I guess you must be happy. Lois Griffin: Yeah, it's every girl's dream to have her husband hoisted out of a food truck in a horse harness.”— Joseph Lee, Lois Griffin (voice), Alex Borstein, imdb.comTagged: Snark, SASS, Sarcasm
“Donald Trump was right... his daughter *is* a hot piece of ass.”— Joseph Lee, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.comTagged: Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump
“Glenn Quagmire: That's a military fighter jet! He's here to shoot us down! Peter Griffin: Or she.”— Joseph Lee, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.comTagged: Assumptions, Sexism
“How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self image.”— Joseph Lee, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.comTagged: Arrogant, DJ, DJing
“All right, red light. Time to text and shave and whittle and floss.”— Joseph Lee, Chris Regan, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.comTagged: Texting, red light, Driving
“You know, you are doing a great job, Chris. Why don't you jerk the rest of the day off.”— Chris Regan, Glenn Quagmire, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.comTagged: Take The Day Off, Doing A Good Job