“Meg Griffin: Mom, I can't clean - I got stuff to do! Lois Griffin: Sweetheart, we all know you don't have any stuff to do.”Tagged: Mother Daughter Relationships, Mother Daughter, Snark
“So you can cook your own damned turkey, wrap your own damned presents - and while you're at it, you can all ride a one-horse open sleigh to Hell!”Tagged: Holiday Spirit, Merry Christmas, annoyed, angry
“Well, the best advice I can give is that you never know who's gonna grow up to be famous, so just make yourself available.”Tagged: life advice, Be Available, Dating and Relationships
“Peter Griffin: Me? Go to a PTA meeting? What, are you high? Lois Griffin: Nah, not anymore, I crashed hours ago. By the way, we are out of chips, cookies, and funnybones.”Tagged: Sassy, high, Munchies, Parenting
“Chris find yourself a girl who smokes. Remember, if she smokes, she pokes.”Tagged: Sex, Girlfriend, Find A Girl Who
“Okay, everyone, it's 2:30! Time for dinner! 'Cause on Thanksgiving, 2:30 is dinnertime for some reason!”Tagged: Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving Dinner, Snarky
“Lois Griffin: Oh no, Stewie's havin' a tantrum. Come here, sweetie. [Stewie bites her thumb] Lois Griffin: Ow! Screw you, you little turd!”Tagged: Bratty Kid, Parenting, Screw You
“Peter Griffin: Oh, hey Lois. I guess you must be happy. Lois Griffin: Yeah, it's every girl's dream to have her husband hoisted out of a food truck in a horse harness.”Tagged: Snark, SASS, Sarcasm