Season 1

“Love is great! Love is blind?”

— Mindy Kaling, Matt Warburton, Bisha K. Ali, Phoebe Walsh, Maya, Nathalie Emmanuel, imdb.com

“You're a fixer! Fix this!”

— Mindy Kaling, Matt Warburton, Bisha K. Ali, Phoebe Walsh, Craig, Brandon Mychal Smith, imdb.com

“We're both allergic to the same tree nuts. And I've been in love with you for a long time.”

— Mindy Kaling, Matt Warburton, Bisha K. Ali, Phoebe Walsh, Duffy, John Reynolds, imdb.com

“I'm so stupidly happy.”

— Mindy Kaling, Matt Warburton, Bisha K. Ali, Phoebe Walsh, Maya, Nathalie Emmanuel, imdb.com

“She called him 'Ryan Gosling dipped in caramel.'”

— Mindy Kaling, Matt Warburton, Bisha K. Ali, Phoebe Walsh, Ainsley, Rebecca Rittenhouse, imdb.com

“What's the opposite of goosebumps? I think I've got that.”

— Mindy Kaling, Matt Warburton, Bisha K. Ali, Phoebe Walsh, Kash, Nikesh Patel, imdb.com

“Maya: Have you ever had the feeling you've gone down the wrong path? Like, somewhere along the line you've made a bad choice and now it's too late to go back? Kash: I feel like that literally every day.”

— Mindy Kaling, Matt Warburton, Bisha K. Ali, Phoebe Walsh, Maya, Nathalie Emmanuel, imdb.com

“I tried to sing Despacito earlier, which did not go well.”

— Mindy Kaling, Matt Warburton, Bisha K. Ali, Phoebe Walsh, Ted, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com

“We're already enough of a cliché without you pretending you're going to leave your wife.”

— Phoebe Walsh, Bisha K. Ali, Matt Warburton, Mindy Kaling, Maya, Nathalie Emmanuel, imdb.com

“I love you. And I've never said that to anybody. Well, my mom, and one time to LeBron James when I saw him at the grocery store.”

— Matt Warburton, Mindy Kaling, Bisha K. Ali, Phoebe Walsh, Craig, Brandon Mychal Smith, imdb.com