Kim Kelly is My Friend

by Mike White, Millie Kentner, Sarah Hagan, Leslie Linka Glatter, Steve Bannos and 16 others(3 total)

Kim's friend, Karen, bullies Sam and calls him a geek. Kim invites Lindsay to dinner at her house, exposing Lindsay to the abuse Kim takes at home.

Characters

Mike White (3)Sarah Hagan (1)Busy Philipps (1)Rashida Jones (1)Kim Kelly (1)Millie Kentner (1)Karen Scarfoli (1)

I guess I'm just gonna have to mark this locker again. This time in geek blood.

— Mike White, Karen Scarfoli, Rashida Jones, imdb.com

Locker Marking Territory Geek Blood

[sobbing] You're, like, my only friend Lindsay! And you're a total loser!

— Mike White, Kim Kelly, Busy Philipps, imdb.com

Only Friend Loser

Millie Kentner: I heard about what she does in the yearbook darkroom. Lindsay Weir: What? She does what? I have no idea what you're talking about. Millie Kentner: She does it. Lindsay Weir: What do you mean, it? Millie Kentner: She fornicates it!

— Mike White, Millie Kentner, Sarah Hagan, imdb.com

Darkroom Yearbook Fornicate

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