Episode

The Garage Door

by Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Patty Lin, Kim Kelly, Busy Philipps and 21 others

Neal learns his father is cheating on his mother. Ken develops a crush on the tuba player in the school's marching band and Lindsay helps set them up.

(6 total)

Characters

Jeff Judah (6)Gabe Sachs (6)Patty Lin (6)Bill Haverchuck (2)Martin Starr (2)Sam Weir (2)John Francis Daley (2)Nick Andopolis (1)Busy Philipps (1)Jason Segel (1)

“Sam: Hey, Neal, I gotta go home. My parents are going to be worried. Bill: Yeah, me too. My mom doesn't like to watch Dallas alone. Neal: I'm just going to have my coffee now. Bill: Is that before or after you shave?”

— Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Patty Lin, Sam Weir, John Francis Daley, imdb.com

Tagged: dallas, Overbearing Parents, laziness

“I don't even know how you even get ONE girl. How does anyone get TWO?”

— Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Patty Lin, Sam Weir, John Francis Daley, imdb.com

Tagged: Lonely Men, Incels

“Nick Andopolis: Can you ever not be sarcastic? Ken Miller: [sarcastically] I'm sarcastic?”

— Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Patty Lin, Nick Andopolis, Jason Segel, imdb.com

Tagged: Sarcasm, Irony

“Bill Haverchuck: You remember when we said we'd tell each other everything? Neal Schweiber: Yeah. Bill Haverchuck: Did you mean it? Neal Schweiber: Of course. Bill Haverchuck: Even if it's something really, really horrible? I mean, it might not be horrible, 'cause it might not be true, but if it is…”

— Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Patty Lin, Bill Haverchuck, Martin Starr, imdb.com

Tagged: Secrets

“Remember that time in science class when I tried to sneak out a fart but it came out a poop? And then I had to flush my undies down the toilet? Do you think I wanted to tell you guys that?”

— Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Patty Lin, Bill Haverchuck, Martin Starr, imdb.com

Tagged: Science Class, Shart, Sharting, Fart, Gross

“Kim: Check out the pizza-face dork with the trombone! Why doesn't he just pop those things? Daniel: I think if he did, he'd die of blood loss.”

— Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Patty Lin, Kim Kelly, Busy Philipps, imdb.com

Tagged: Pizza-Face, Dork, Trombone, Acne, Blood Loss