Book

Hilarity Ensues

The New York Times bestselling author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First delivers a new collection of thirty 100% true, 100% exclusive stories of comically perverse excess. Another installment in Tucker

(3 total)

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Tucker Max (3)

“Of course, I'm not a doctor; I just watch a lot of ER and House.”

— Tucker Max, amazon.com

Tagged: Tucker Max Quotes, Funny Quotes, Offensive Quotes

“The rules your parents teach you to live by are very different than the rules the world actually runs by. Most of the conventional wisdom is not only wrong, it's a lie told to us by people who want to control us. It doesn't help us, it helps them. Pretty much everything we're told as children (and a…”

— Tucker Max, amazon.com

Tagged: Relationship Advice, Dating Advice

“I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.”

— Tucker Max, amazon.com

Tagged: Tucker Max Advice, Guy Advice, Relationship Advice