“Q: Where can you find a good lawyer? A: In the cemetery.”— Anonymous, iciclesoftware.comTagged: Lawyer Jokes, cemetery
“Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure? A: The bucket.”— Anonymous, iciclesoftware.comTagged: Lawyer Jokes, Manure
“Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.”— Anonymous, iciclesoftware.comTagged: Lawyer Jokes, Sharks, Professional Courtesy
“Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar? A: The pronunciation.”— Anonymous, iciclesoftware.comTagged: Lawyer Jokes, Liar, Homonyms, Pronunciation
“Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God? A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.”— Anonymous, iciclesoftware.comTagged: Lawyer Jokes, God
“Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.”— Anonymous, iciclesoftware.comTagged: Lawyer Jokes, Leech
“Q: Why did God invent lawyers? A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.”— Anonymous, iciclesoftware.comTagged: Lawyer Jokes, God, Real estate Agents
“Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? A: Lipstick.”— Anonymous, iciclesoftware.comTagged: Lawyer Jokes, Pit Bull, lipstick