Season

Season 1

by Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher, Gary Burghoff and 29 others

The first season of M*A*S*H aired Sundays at 8:00-8:30 pm on CBS.

(7 total)

Characters

Hawkeye Pierce (5)Alan Alda (5)Larry Gelbart (4)Laurence Marks (2)Corporal Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly (1)Major Franklin Marion Burns (1)Gary Burghoff (1)Hal Dressner (1)Larry Linville (1)

“Frank: I didn't come here to be liked. Radar: You certainly came to the right place.”

— Laurence Marks, Corporal Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly, Gary Burghoff, imdb.com

Tagged: Disliked

“Three hours ago, this man was in a battle. Two hours ago, we operated on him. He's got a fifty-fifty chance. We win some, we lose some. That's what it's all about. No promises. No guaranteed survival. No 'saints in surgical garb'. Our willingness, our experience, our technique are not enough. Guns a…”

— Laurence Marks, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com

Tagged: Surgery, War, Battle, Guns, bombs

“I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me!”

— Larry Gelbart, Major Franklin Marion Burns, Larry Linville, imdb.com

Tagged: Paranoia

“Henry: I assume you've all read my notice concerning the recent crime wave. Hawkeye: I would've read it, but the notice was stolen.”

— Hal Dressner, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com

Tagged: Crime

“Frank Burns: [spotting Hawkeye browsing through his personal shelf] What are you doing up there? Hawkeye Pierce: I just wanted to borrow your Bible, Frank. Frank Burns: Since when are you two interested in the Bible? Trapper John McIntyre: I peeked at the end, Frank. The Devil did it.”

— Larry Gelbart, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com

Tagged: Bible, The Devil Did It

“Lt. Dish: Hawkeye, I'm trying to be faithful. How many times must I tell you I'm engaged? Hawkeye Pierce: I'm engaged, too, think of me as a dress rehearsal. Lt. Dish: A girl can only take so much. Hawkeye Pierce: Are we anywhere near that part yet?”

— Larry Gelbart, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com

Tagged: Sexual Harassment, Engaged, Faithful, Dress Rehearsal

“Henry, you have no idea what it's like sharing a tent with a guy who thinks he's all twelve disciples!”

— Larry Gelbart, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com

Tagged: Schizophrenia, Close Quarters