Orange Is the New Black Season 2

“This year I'm lovin' someone who deserves me. ME.”

— Stephen Faulk, Suzanne Warren, Uzo Aduba, imdb.com

“[What is love?] Pain. Horrible pain. That you want again and again.”

— Stephen Faulk, Sophia Burset, Laverne Cox, imdb.com

“It’s like coming home from a long trip…that is what love is like. It's coming home.”

— Stephen Faulk, Piper Chapman, Taylor Schilling, imdb.com

“It’s like you become more you, which normally is like ‘Blaaaaagh! Pow!’ But now it’s okay because the person, like, whoever—they chose to take all that on. All that weird stuff, whatever’s wrong, or bad, or hiding in you. Suddenly it’s alright. You don’t feel like such a freak anymore.”

— Stephen Faulk, Suzanne Warren, Uzo Aduba, imdb.com

“I was there for Alex. She was what I paid attention to. Who I paid attention to. Everything else was just background.”

— Stephen Faulk, Piper Chapman, Taylor Schilling, imdb.com

“All problems are boring until they’re your own.”

— Nick Jones, Red Reznikov, Kate Mulgrew, imdb.com

“The thing about reality is it’s still there waiting for you the next morning.”

— Lauren Morelli, Miss Rosa Cisneros, Barbara Rosenblat, imdb.com

“Pennsatucky: Are you gonna let all the men die out? Big Boo: Oh, fuck, no, we need slaves. You know, bookkeeping, janitorial, fetch and carry, that kind of shit.”

— Jenji Kohan, Carrie 'Big Boo' Black, Lea DeLaria, imdb.com

“You want to assassinate someone, vision is a basic requirement. It's like step one, pick a person to kill. Step two, kill that person!”

— Jenji Kohan, Galina 'Red' Reznikov, Kate Mulgrew, imdb.com

“A tunnel, Red? That is so Bugs Bunny.”

— Jenji Kohan, Yvonne 'Vee' Parke, Lorraine Toussaint, imdb.com

“Did it ever occur to you that we don't wanna get in touch with our feelings? That actually feeling our feelings might make it impossible to survive in here?”

— Jenji Kohan, Poussey Washington, Samira Wiley, imdb.com

“You ever seen an image that sears itself into your brain? Like the movie about the hiker guy, where he cuts off his own arm with a Swiss Army knife? Yeah, the sound, the tendons! Fuck! I wish I never watched that part.”

— Jenji Kohan, Joe Caputo, Nick Sandow, imdb.com

“You show up at my house like fucking Squiggy with a hard-on.”

— Jenji Kohan, Polly Harper, Maria Dizzia, imdb.com

“Red: You're a good son. Not great, but pretty good. Vasily Reznikov: I'll take it.”

— Jenji Kohan, Galina 'Red' Reznikov, Kate Mulgrew, imdb.com

“According to this aptitude test, I should be a professional athlete, a park ranger or a correctional officer.”

— Jenji Kohan, Nicole 'Nicky' Nichols, Natasha Lyonne, imdb.com

“I am not crazy. I am unique.”

— Jenji Kohan, Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren, Uzo Aduba, imdb.com

“Yvonne 'Vee' Parker: You break my heart. Tasha 'Taystee' Jefferson: Might be true... if you had one.”

— Jenji Kohan, Tasha 'Taystee' Jefferson, Danielle Brooks, imdb.com

“You know what you get when you try around here? Not much.”

— Jenji Kohan, Sam Healy, Michael Harney, imdb.com

“Nobody's gonna love me.”

— Jenji Kohan, Lorna Morello, Yael Stone, imdb.com

“No offense, but, uh, men being in charge has never done me any good.”

— Jenji Kohan, Tiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett, Taryn Manning, imdb.com