Episode

Between the Toes

by Ari Katcher, Ryan Welch, Ramy Youssef, Dena, May Calamawy and 12 others

You know why you’re so confused all the time? You don’t wash between your toes. It’s that simple.

(8 total)

Characters

Ramy Youssef (11)Ryan Welch (8)Ari Katcher (8)Ramy (3)Maz Siam (2)Old Hajj (2)Ahmed (1)May Calamawy (1)Dena (1)Nour (1)

“You jerk off too much. And wash between your toes.”

— Ari Katcher, Ryan Welch, Ramy Youssef, Maz Siam, Old Hajj, imdb.com

Tagged: Jerk Off, Wash, Toes, Instructions

“And I believe in God. I really do, man. There's too many signs. Like, one time this girl texted me two minutes after I jerked off to her Facebook photo. We didn't talk for months, and then out of nowhere, she texted me 'Sup?' Like, you're gonna tell me this shit isn't all connected.”

— Ryan Welch, Ari Katcher, Ramy Youssef, Ramy, Ramy Youssef, imdb.com

Tagged: Belief, Life, God, Facebook, Connected

“I'm, like, in this little Muslim box in your head, and I'm the wife or the mother of your kids, right? I'm not supposed to cum.”

— Ryan Welch, Ari Katcher, Ramy Youssef, Nour, Dina Shihabi, imdb.com

Tagged: Head, Muslim, Wife, mother

“You're just filling this void inside of you with a woman, and it's ruining my life.”

— Ryan Welch, Ari Katcher, Ramy Youssef, Dena, May Calamawy, imdb.com

Tagged: Women, ruin, Life, Void

“Tinder doesn't really have shit on our moms.”

— Ryan Welch, Ari Katcher, Ramy Youssef, Ramy, Ramy Youssef, imdb.com

Tagged: Tinder, Match, Mom, Set-Up

“They skinny-dip. You don't want a wife that skinny-dips.”

— Ari Katcher, Ryan Welch, Ramy Youssef, Ahmed, Dave Merheje, imdb.com

Tagged: Wife, Skinny-Dip, Advice

“Dirt in your toe is dirt in your heart.”

— Ryan Welch, Ari Katcher, Ramy Youssef, Old Hajj, Maz Siam, imdb.com

Tagged: dirt, heart, Clean

“Just 'cause I'm not with someone doesn't mean I'm gonna be alone forever, okay?”

— Ari Katcher, Ryan Welch, Ramy Youssef, Ramy, Ramy Youssef, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, Alone, Forever