Episode

The Baby Shower

by Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Cherones, Christine Dunford, Larry David and 5 others

Elaine needs to use Jerry's apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. George reflects that she was "unequivocally the worst date of my life." Jerry has to go out of town for a show, so he lets Elaine use the apartment. Kramer sel

(6 total)

Characters

Larry Charles (6)Jerry Seinfeld (4)Jason Alexander (3)George Costanza (3)Leslie (1)Christine Dunford (1)

“Every woman on the face of the earth has complete control of my life. And yet, I want them all…is that irony?”

— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Lust, Women, Irony, manipulation

“What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's…”

— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Revenge, Masochism, disease, Anger, Apologies

“What do you do at the end of a date when you know you don't want to see this person ever again, for the rest of your life? What do you say? What do you say? No matter what you say, it's a lie. ‘I’ll see you around. See you around. If you're around, and I'm around, I'll see you around that area. You'…”

— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: small talk, Dating, awkward

“I'm having a planned C-section. My therapist told me if I go through labor, I might get psychotic.”

— Larry Charles, Leslie, Christine Dunford, imdb.com

Tagged: Pregnancy, C-Section, Psychosis

“Someday, before I die, mark my words—I'm gonna tell that woman exactly what I think of her. I'll never be able to forgive myself until I do.”

— Larry Charles, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Revenge, forgiveness

“Ask not what I can do for you—ask what you can do for me.”

— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: selfishness