Episode

The Deal

by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Cherones, Siobhan Fallon, Larry Charles and 4 others

Jerry and Elaine are watching TV late at night and stumble across "naked people" and that gets them both discussing whether they could have a relationship and not jeopardize their friendship. George says it can't be done, but Jerry and Elaine devise "a sy

(7 total)

Characters

Larry David (7)Jason Alexander (5)George Costanza (5)Jerry Seinfeld (4)

“What is it about sex that just disrupts everything? Is it the touching? Is it the nudity?”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, Nudity

“I know less about women than anyone in the world. But one thing I do know is they're not happy if you don't spend the night. I could be a hot, sweaty room with no air conditioning and all they have is a little army cot this wide. You're not going anywhere.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Men, Women, Sleepovers

“You're like a pathetic gambler. You're one of those losers in Las Vegas who keeps thinking he's gonna come up with a way to win at blackjack.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Gambling, False Hope, Las Vegas, blackjack

“That's why I don't have cable in my house. Because of that naked station. If I had that in my house, I would never turn it off. I wouldn't sleep, I wouldn't eat. Eventually, firemen would have to break through the door, they'd find me sitting there in my pajamas with drool coming down my face.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Cable TV, Pornography, masturbation, Sex

“You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well, you get in the mood!”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Details, Kiss and Tell, Secrets

“Now here's another little rule. When we see each other now, we retire to our separate quarters. But sometimes, when people get involved with that, they feel pressure to sleep over. When that is not really sleep. Sleep is separate from that. And I don't see why sleep got all tied up and connected wit…”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Sleepovers, FWB

“I have a vague recollection of doing something with someone, but it was a long, long time ago.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, Abstinence