Quotes tagged ‘Abstinence’
(14 total)
“To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But now, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting…”
— David Mandel, Steve Koren, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“I mean, let's say this is your brain. OK, from what I know about you, your brain consists of two parts: the intellect, represented here, and the part obsessed with sex. Now, granted, you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap. But with no-sex—Louise, this previously useless lump…”
— David Mandel, Steve Koren, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com