Episode

The Pen

by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Cherones, Magda Harout, Liz Sheridan and 10 others

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a trip to Florida to visit his parents. There are temperature control problems in the condo, a back breaking sofa bed, a slight overdose of muscle relaxants and the disposition of a pen that writes upside down.

(7 total)

Characters

Jerry Seinfeld (12)Larry David (7)Len Lesser (1)Uncle Leo (1)

“Is Florida not hot and muggy enough for these people? They love heat. I mean if they ever decide to land men on the sun, I think these old retired guys would be the only ones that will be able to handle it. They'll just sit there on the sun, on the redwood benches, washcloth on the head going: ‘Clos…”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Florida, Heat, Humidity, Elderly

“You need some new material. I've heard you do that dog routine three times already.”

— Larry David, Uncle Leo, Len Lesser, imdb.com

Tagged: comedy, Jokes, Repetition

“What is going on in this community? Are you people aware of what's happening? What is driving you to this behavior? Is it the humidity? Is it the Muzak? Is it the white shoes?”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Muzak, Retirement Homes, Neurosis

“Have you ever noticed how they always give you the peanuts on the planes?”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: comedy, corny

“It's only for three days. Today's over and we have tomorrow. We leave on Sunday. It's one day, really.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Vacations, procrastination

“I have never seen an old person in a new bathing suit in my life. I don't know where they get their bathing suits, but my father has bathing suits from other centuries. My parents live in Florida, and if you go down there and you forget your bathing suits then they want you to wear one of theirs. Yo…”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: bathing suits, Elderly, Florida

“We've tried all kind of arrangements, but we can't seem to be friends when we sleep together.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: FWB, Exes, friendzone