Quotes tagged ‘Florida’

“Florida governor Ron DeSantis issued a statewide lockdown Wednesday after revealing coronavirus first started circulating in Miami during the Super Bowl in early February.”

— Lauren Fruen, dailymail.co.uk

“The law, supported by legislators of both parties, has been applied more than 3,500 times since, with the pace accelerating during the last half of 2019. Even so, an Associated Press analysis of the law showed its use is inconsistent, with some counties and cities using it rarely and others not at a…”

— Terry Spencer, apnews.com

“Simon: Were you concerned about Bright's medical state? JT: Of course, I was. If Bright's was an actual state, it would be Florida.”

— Chris Fedak, Sam Sklaver, JT Tarmel, Frank Harts, imdb.com

“I just want to say I fucking hate Florida.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Susie Myerson, Alex Borstein, imdb.com

“James Holland: Where did you kill the most? Samuel Little: Oh that's easy, Florida and California. James Holland: What city did you kill the most in? Samuel Little: Miami and Los Angeles. James Holland: And how many did you kill in Los Angeles. Samuel Little: Los Angeles, approximately 20.”

— Samuel Little, cbsnews.com

“Wrong? We're in Florida. The state bird is a chicken finger.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“While Florida’s strengths are America’s strengths, Florida’s problems are also America’s problems.”

— R.T. Brant, bustle.com

“[Shaw meets a Russian general in Moscow] Russian General: Hello. Sebastian Shaw: [in Russian] Once again, my sympathies for your treatment at the hands of the CIA. Russian General: These Americans are ruthless. Shaw: Now they have their missiles placed in Turkey...I expect you'll be planning new mis…”

— Zack Stentz, Matthew Vaughn, Ashley Edward Miller, Jane Goldman, Sebastian Shaw, Kevin Bacon, imdb.com

“They were very excited. They all went down to Florida to watch the launch, and they spent time there and at NASA during the flight. They were very excited about the whole process. I'm sure they were a little nervous, too!”

— Sally Ride, teacher.scholastic.com

“In Florida, to buy a gun you do not need a permit, you do not need a gun license, and once you buy it you do not need to register it. You do not need a permit to carry a concealed rifle or shotgun. You can buy as many guns as you want at one time.”

— Emma González, cnn.com

“Penelope Garcia: Florida's a stand-your-ground state. Dr. Spencer Reid: Castle Doctrine based on English common law that allows homeowners to use deadly force to protect their land. Penelope Garcia: Yeah, it's a highfalutin way of saying that the gun laws are lax at best. After the 2008 elections, t…”

— Alicia Kirk, Randy Huggins, Penelope Garcia, Kirsten Vangsness, imdb.com

“Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: We got a bad one. Derek Morgan: How bad? Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Florida.”

— Andrew Wilder, imdb.com

“I am not a crisis actor. I'm somebody who had to witness this and live through this and I continue to have to do this.”

— David Hogg, chicagotribune.com

“The fact that some of the students at Stoneman Douglas high school are showing more maturity and political action than many of our elected officials is a testament to how disgusting and broken our political system is right now in America. But we're trying to fix that.”

— David Hogg, chicagotribune.com

“I don’t know if you’ve ever seen the horror movie War of the Worlds, but it’s actually just a documentary about a normal week in the state of Florida.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Florida.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“You won’t find a Jacuzzi in Florida, because if a Floridian wanted to suffocate themselves in hot steam they would just walk outside.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Whenever I hear a scientist say Jupiter is uninhabitable I always just assume they’re talking about the city in Florida.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Florida is so hot that people crowd around fire to cool down.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Florida is the only state in the union where zombie-like face-eating is a legitimate concern and where a Category 4 hurricane is considered a mild weather condition.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc