Episode

The Doodle

by Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Jerry Seinfeld, Andy Ackerman, Wayne Knight and 23 others

Jerry is disgusted when he finds out he was eating pecans that were just in his girlfriend's mouth. George finds a doodle that his girlfriend drew of him. Kramer is eating some tasty peaches that come in season for two weeks every year. Fleas force Jerry

(4 total)

Characters

Jerry Seinfeld (4)Alec Berg (4)Jeff Schaffer (4)Michael Richards (2)Cosmo Kramer (2)

“You see Elaine, Billy was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.”

— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Book Plots, World Diplomacy, International Intrigue

“I waited all year for this. Oooh, this is fantastic. Makes your taste buds come alive. It's like having a circus in your mouth.”

— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Peaches, Mackinaw Peaches, Appetite

“You know, I went out once with a nude model. Never let me see her naked. Hundreds of people see her naked every week, except me. Needless to say, it was quite vexing.”

— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Nude Models, Jealousy, Nudity

“You see the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around, but they don't know they're ugly, because nobody actually tells them.”

— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: ugliness, Bluntness, Honesty