Episode

Tom's Rhinoplasty

by Andrew Borakove, Trey Parker, Toddy Walters, Natasha Henstridge, Matt Stone and 8 others

Wendy and Stan discuss their plans for romance. Principal Victoria comes into the classroom and announces that Mr. Garrison is going to be out and that a substitute will be taking his place. The lovely Miss Ellen speaks to Stan and he pukes all over his d

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Characters

Trey Parker (3)Andrew Borakove (3)Mr. Garrison (2)Mary Kay Bergman (1)Wendy (1)

“Wendy: Ms. Ellen, can I talk to you? Ms. Ellen: Of course, Wendy. Wendy: I couldn't help but notice you've taken a liking to my boyfriend Stan. Ms. Ellen: Well, I've taken a liking to all of you. You're all so young and cute and full of life... Wendy: Can I tell you something, Ms. Ellen? Ms. Ellen:…”

— Andrew Borakove, Trey Parker, Wendy, Mary Kay Bergman, imdb.com

Tagged: Catfights

“I'm going to do what I've always wanted to do: hang out and screw hot chicks!”

— Andrew Borakove, Mr. Garrison, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: hot chicks, screwing

“Mr. Garrison: I feel kinda nauseous. Tom: Yes, that's to be expected. We did some major reconstruction, sawed through some bone, snapped some cartilage, all the blood and mucus just the sound of bone and sinew coming apart. [makes disgusting noises of bone and blood] Mr. Garrison: Arrgh! Tom: By the…”

— Andrew Borakove, Mr. Garrison, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: Nausea, Rhinoplasty, contact, Alien, Vomiting