“Mr. Garrison: I feel kinda nauseous. Tom: Yes, that's to be expected. We did some major reconstruction, sawed through some bone, snapped some cartilage, all the blood and mucus just the sound of bone and sinew coming apart. [makes disgusting noises of bone and blood] Mr. Garrison: Arrgh! Tom: By the…”— Andrew Borakove, Mr. Garrison, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“The technical term for a nose job is rhinoplasty. Rhino, okay? Do we really need to insult the person at this particular moment of their lives? They know they have a big nose, that's why they're coming in. Do they really need the abuse of being compared to a rhinoceros on top of everything else? Whe…”— Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“I mean, I should be grateful someone like her even looks at me. I have no job, nothing. But I have to say, I think about the nose. I don't want to think about the nose. I don't ask to think about the nose, but I think about it. I go to bed at night, I tell myself, ‘Don't think about the nose, forget…”— Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com