“Wendy: Ms. Ellen, can I talk to you? Ms. Ellen: Of course, Wendy. Wendy: I couldn't help but notice you've taken a liking to my boyfriend Stan. Ms. Ellen: Well, I've taken a liking to all of you. You're all so young and cute and full of life... Wendy: Can I tell you something, Ms. Ellen? Ms. Ellen:…”Tagged: Catfights
“I'm going to do what I've always wanted to do: hang out and screw hot chicks!”Tagged: hot chicks, screwing
“Mr. Garrison: I feel kinda nauseous. Tom: Yes, that's to be expected. We did some major reconstruction, sawed through some bone, snapped some cartilage, all the blood and mucus just the sound of bone and sinew coming apart. [makes disgusting noises of bone and blood] Mr. Garrison: Arrgh! Tom: By the…”Tagged: Nausea, Rhinoplasty, contact, Alien, Vomiting
“At the end of the day, the important thing to remember is that Aaron loves me, and I love Harvey.”Tagged: Love, Love Triangle, Relationships, Complicated
“Aaron: It steams me seeing Harvey standing next to you. It seems that Harvey's more than just an ex to you. Sabrina: Oh yeah? I love the ring, but, hey, I'd love to hear you say how many other fiancés you've dumped along the way!”Tagged: Musical, Song, Rhymes, Ex, Fiance
“Shirley: I like her. I like her a lot. Even more than Brenda. Sabrina: Thank you. Who’s Brenda? Aaron: Oh, no one. No one important. Shirley: His last fiancé.”Tagged: Love, Relationships, Fiance, Secrets, Lies
“So, you're in the nuclear biz? I once dated a guy named Adam, but then we split!”Tagged: joke, Science, Science Joke, Nuclear, Pun
“Harvey: Salem invited me. He said there would be food and fireworks. Salem: I have lighted the fuse. Now I just have to wait for the kapowie! Muahahaha!”Tagged: Evil, Devious, Fireworks, party, Explosion
“It amazes me that although I'm a robot, I'm infinitely more evolved and refined than you are!”Tagged: Robot, evolved, refined