Season 1

“Some of us have plans to drink alone tonight.”

— Lynn Sternberger, Ryan Decker, Dan Jeannotte, imdb.com

“Yes, I'm very interested in a butt facial.”

— Justin W. Lo, Wendy Straker Hauser, Jane, Katie Stevens, imdb.com

“There was a time where I would have loved to have three 20-something girls in my bathtub.”

— Ian Deitchman, Kristin Rusk Robinson, Richard Hunter, Sam Page, imdb.com

“Dude, this is a dry cleaners not a strip club, who cares?”

— Matt McGuinness, Sutton, Meghann Fahy, imdb.com

“Jane Sloan: Why did your voice go up in the end? Sutton Brady: Because I'm a millennial?”

— Sarah Watson, Jane, Katie Stevens, imdb.com

“If I'm going to go down, I'm going to go down swinging.”

— Wendy Straker Hauser, Sutton, Meghann Fahy, imdb.com

“I'm fighting to keep everyone, but it will be a fight.”

— Justin W. Lo, Wendy Straker Hauser, Jacqueline Carlyle, Melora Hardin, imdb.com

“So, I have a favor to ask you. Show me your nipple.”

— Matt McGuinness, Kat Edison, Aisha Dee, imdb.com

“First of all, I can screw whoever I want.”

— Sarah Watson, Sutton, Meghann Fahy, imdb.com

“Don't say 'I'm sorry' when you have nothing to apologize for.”

— Lynn Sternberger, Jacqueline Carlyle, Melora Hardin, imdb.com

“This lesbian shit is intense!”

— Lynn Sternberger, Kat Edison, Aisha Dee, imdb.com

“Why do you think Vladimir Putin is riding around Russia on a horse with no shirt on? It's because some girl rejected him in high school.”

— Justin W. Lo, Ryan Decker, Dan Jeannotte, imdb.com

“Jane Sloan: We're both straight. Kat Edison: Actually, since we're here, I am having these sexual identity issues.”

— Sarah Watson, Jane, Katie Stevens, imdb.com

“Adena El Amin: You know, there's a lot more inside of a woman than what you can see on the outside. Kat Edison: Yeah, I know. There's a lot more inside of me, too.”

— Sarah Watson, Kat Edison, Aisha Dee, imdb.com