“Marshall: What exactly is your beef with humanity? Mary: I have no beef with humanity. It's people I can't stand.”Tagged: Beef, humanity, People, annoyed
“f there's one thing working in witness protection has taught me it's that people hate change. Oh, we all say we want to change; get thinner, quit smoking, learn to speak Portuguese, but we don't. For better or worse, our habits define us. We turn the pages of the same tattered script over and over,…”Tagged: witness protection, Change, thin, smoking, habits
“Mary: He called me ma'am. Marshall: Yeah, but he was looking down your shirt when he said it. Mary: Why are you being so nice to me?”Tagged: Age, Old, breasts, Nice, Compliment
“One way or another, I am going to nail that guy. I mean literally, fillet him, nail his hide to a tree, spread it with jam and watch the squirrels go to town.”Tagged: Nail, fillet, Literally, Tree, Squirrels
“Marshall: Man, every time I walk into a gym it gets my blood up. Scott Worley: Oh, did you play? Marshall: Badminton. We played our tournaments here. See this scar? Shuttlecock injury. Ended my career.”Tagged: gym, Blood, pressure, play, Sports Groupies