Episode

In the Dark Night of the Soul It's Always 3

:30 in the Morning

by Kerry Ehrin, Jay Carson, Alex Levy, Jennifer Aniston, Mimi Leder and 77 others

America’s favorite morning news show is thrown into crisis when it becomes the news.

(8 total)

Characters

Jay Carson (8)Kerry Ehrin (8)Jennifer Aniston (5)Alex Levy (5)Charlie “Chip” Black (1)Reese Witherspoon (1)Bradley Jackson (1)Mark Duplass (1)Steve Carell (1)Mitch Kessler (1)

“Alex: I'm sorry you're such an asshole. Mitch: Me too.”

— Kerry Ehrin, Jay Carson, Alex Levy, Jennifer Aniston, imdb.com

Tagged: upset, Diss

“You know, I think America is tired of Twitter fighting.”

— Kerry Ehrin, Jay Carson, Alex Levy, Jennifer Aniston, imdb.com

Tagged: Twitter, America, fights, Fighting

“Our star was built on chemistry and you just blew it up!”

— Kerry Ehrin, Jay Carson, Alex Levy, Jennifer Aniston, imdb.com

Tagged: Star, chemistry, blow up, metaphor example

“Fuck you, New York.”

— Kerry Ehrin, Jay Carson, Bradley Jackson, Reese Witherspoon, imdb.com

Tagged: New York, annoyed

“Tech or not, there will always be a need for reliable, quality journalism.”

— Kerry Ehrin, Jay Carson, Charlie “Chip” Black, Mark Duplass, imdb.com

Tagged: Tech, Reliable, Journal, Journalism

“I am a journalist. You don't have to spoon-feed me this shit.”

— Kerry Ehrin, Jay Carson, Alex Levy, Jennifer Aniston, imdb.com

Tagged: Journalist, Spoon-Feed

“I didn't invent extracurricular sex.”

— Kerry Ehrin, Jay Carson, Mitch Kessler, Steve Carell, imdb.com

Tagged: Invent, Sex, Sassy

“Fuck you. Don't drag America into this. They've got enough shit to deal with.”

— Kerry Ehrin, Jay Carson, Alex Levy, Jennifer Aniston, imdb.com

Tagged: America, Deal With , Overwhelmed