“You’re blaming me for your situation? That’s rich.”— Mike White, Bert Di Grasso, F. Murray Abraham, imdb.com
“Shaun: Pete? Pete? Ed: Why don’t we just go up? Shaun: No. No. Wait. No. No! Don’t go up there! Ed: Why not? Shaun: Because A, he might be one of them, and B, he might still be annoyed. Pete? Maybe he went into work. Ed: Well, how come he didn’t drive? His keys are still here. Shaun: Well, maybe he…”— Edgar Wright, Shaun, Simon Pegg, imdb.com
“You can't throw a watermelon at me.”— Dan Perrault, Tony Yacenda, Kevin McClain, Travis Tope, imdb.com
“But fuck, when I say to you ‘I don’t want to talk about it,’ why can’t you stop talking about it?”— Becky Lucas, Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
“Like, listen to yourself. It's fucking exhausting.”— Sam Levinson, Lexi Howard, Maude Apatow, imdb.com
“Can we get through one fucking conversation without you reminding me that my goddamn husband's dead?”— David O. Russell, Tiffany Maxwell, Jennifer Lawrence, imdb.com
“Tell me why I spend so much of my time dealing with you?”— Michael Connelly, Irvin Irving , Lance Reddick, imdb.com
“Alright Vernon. Your best friend’s a douche bag. This is the last time you get a plus one. Fuck that guy.”— Rashard Mendenhall, Evan T. Reilly, Spencer Strasmore, Dwayne Johnson, imdb.com
“SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish...FOR 12 HOURS!!”— Ennio Torresan Jr., Erik Wiese, Peter Burns, Squidward Tentacles , Rodger Bumpass, imdb.com
“I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.”— David M. Stern, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com
“Marshall: What exactly is your beef with humanity? Mary: I have no beef with humanity. It's people I can't stand.”— Matt Ward, David Maples, Mary Shannon, Mary McCormack, imdb.com