Season

Season 9

by Bethenny Frankel, Carole Radziwill, Dorinda Medley, Luann D'Agostino, Ramona Singer and 2 others

In season nine, Bethenny's life is coming back together now that she is finally divorced—but a feud with Ramona threatens her peace. Meanwhile, age is nothing but a number as Ramona’s dating and teaching the other ladies how to pick up men. After taking s

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Characters

Herself (24)Bethenny Frankel (16)Dorinda (15)Carole Radziwill (6)LuAnn (4)TInsley (4)Ramona Singer (3)Carole (2)Luann D'Agostino (1)

“It's really Tom's penis... That's the reason no one is going to the wedding besides Dorinda.”

— Bethenny Frankel, Bethenny Frankel, imdb.com

Tagged: penis, wedding

“You should send her a fruit basket and thank her for taking out the trash.”

— Bethenny Frankel, Herself, Bethenny Frankel, imdb.com

Tagged: fruit basket, Trash

“Let's toast to your marriage, I hope you don't fall on your face with him. I only want the best for you.”

— Ramona Singer, Herself, Ramona Singer, imdb.com

Tagged: Marriage, Toast

“I just can't hold a conversation with someone who thinks what she reads in a Facebook comment is actually news.”

— Carole, Herself, Carole, imdb.com

Tagged: Conversation, Facebook, Fake News

“There was no love story, it was a tryst.”

— LuAnn, Herself, LuAnn, imdb.com

Tagged: Love Story, Tryst

“The mugshot was so embarrassing, my eyebrows looked crazy... but I did at least have my lashes on.”

— TInsley, Herself, TInsley, imdb.com

Tagged: Mugshot, Eyebrows, Vanity

“I really miss New York. I miss the taxis, I miss that you can order chicken noodle soup at 5 o'clock in the morning, I miss, actually, wearing black.”

— TInsley, Herself, TInsley, imdb.com

Tagged: New York, taxis, wearing black

“Hannah: I'm rolling in dough right now. Dorinda: I hope you weren't rolling anywhere to get that.”

— Dorinda, Herself, Dorinda, imdb.com

Tagged: rich, Double Entendre

“Let's face it, meeting me when I'm hungry, you're not meeting me at my best.”

— Ramona Singer, Herself, Bethenny Frankel, imdb.com

Tagged: Hunger

“I don't think there's a hat that could fit LuAnn's head.”

— Bethenny Frankel, Herself, Bethenny Frankel, imdb.com

Tagged: Ego, Hat

“Bethenny: Isn't it like Indian Summer? Carole: Well some call it global warming.”

— Bethenny Frankel, Herself, Bethenny Frankel, imdb.com

Tagged: indian summer, Global Warming

“Sonja: I do want him to fly straight. LuAnn: Don't worry he's going to get his wings clipped if he doesn't.”

— Luann D'Agostino, Herself, Bethenny Frankel, imdb.com

Tagged: Misandry, Violence Against Men, Infidelity

“Once a Countess, always a Countess.”

— LuAnn, LuAnn, Herself, imdb.com

Tagged: countess, princess

“I am inclusive. My election party is bipartisan. Everyone is invited... sort of.”

— Carole Radziwill, Carole Radziwill, Herself, imdb.com

Tagged: Inclusive, Election Party

“Don't fuck with Dorinda, she's like a silent assassin.”

— Carole Radziwill, Herself, Carole Radziwill, imdb.com

Tagged: Fuck, assassin

“Bethenny: I think I played a murderer. Ramona: I could see that.”

— Herself, Bethenny Frankel, imdb.com

Tagged: murderer, typecasting

“I don't think there's anything possibly free about staying at Sonja Morgan's house. So I think Tinsley may not be paying with Benjamins, but she's definitely paying in other ways.”

— Dorinda, Herself, Dorinda, imdb.com

Tagged: Benjamins, prostitution

“Well, our dinner party track record isn't very good.”

— Carole Radziwill, Carole Radziwill, Herself, imdb.com

Tagged: Dinner Party, Track Record

“There's not a person in this room who hasn't fucked up.”

— Dorinda, Herself, Dorinda, imdb.com

Tagged: fucked up

“Go get a bag of cucumbers and bananas and continue on, honey.”

— Dorinda, Herself, Dorinda, imdb.com

Tagged: cucumbers, Bananas, masturbation