Season 1

“Boy, Ren, if you think you're happy now, wait'll you hear this! It's a record of my favorite song!”

— Bob Camp, John Kricfalusi, Will McRobb, Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice), Billy West, imdb.com

“Ahem. Ladies and gents, I give you... the Cheese-O-Phone! Now we can talk to cheese, anywhere in the world, regardless of their foreign tongues! Uh, go ahead Ren. Say something in... Limburger.”

— Bob Camp, John Kricfalusi, Will McRobb, Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice), Billy West, imdb.com

“Stimpy: Ren, you're... you're angry? Ren: You're darn tootin' I'm angry! I have never been this angry in my entire life! Hey... I feel great! I love being angry! Thank you, Stimpy! Stimpy: [astonished] Happy to be of service?”

— Bob Camp, Will McRobb, John Kricfalusi, Ren Höek (voice) & Stimpson J. Cat (voice), John Kricfalusi & Billy West, imdb.com

“[Ren is trying out Stimpy's Stay-Put Socks] Ren: Why, it's amazing! How do they work? Stimpy: They're full of glue! [glue oozes out of the top of the socks] Stimpy: I'm so glad you like them, Ren! Wait here, I'll go get the stay put hat and raincoat! Ren: [shouts] You filthy swine. I will kill you!”

— Bob Camp, John Kricfalusi, Will McRobb, Ren Höek (voice) & Stimpson J. Cat (voice), John Kricfalusi & Billy West, imdb.com

“Ren: You're giving me the can? Are you sure? Stimpy: Go ahead. It's yours. [Ren pats Stimpy on the back gratefully.] Ren: You're one of the good ones, man.”

— John Kricfalusi, Jim Gomez, Ren Höek (voice) & Stimpson J. Cat (voice), John Kricfalusi & Billy West, imdb.com

“I've had it up to here with the likes o'you people! Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were circus midgets.”

— John Kricfalusi, Fire Captain (voice), Harris Peet, imdb.com

“Oh, my beloved ice cream bar! How I love to lick your creamy center!”

— John Kricfalusi, Jim Gomez, Ren Höek (voice), John Kricfalusi, imdb.com

“You fat bloated idiot! You worm! You... you stupid!”

— Vincent Waller, John Kricfalusi, Will McRobb, Bob Camp, Ren Höek (voice), John Kricfalusi, imdb.com

“Oh, listen to me, man. I'm your friend. Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind? Look what it's done to your brain!”

— John Kricfalusi, Vincent Waller, Bob Camp, Will McRobb, Ren Höek (voice), John Kricfalusi, imdb.com

“Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're three-years-old! Do you know what that is in human years?”

— John Kricfalusi, Vincent Waller, Bob Camp, Will McRobb, Ren Höek (voice), John Kricfalusi, imdb.com