“Youth and beauty are not accomplishments, they’re the temporary happy.”— Carrie Fisher, twitter.comTagged: Body Positivity, body confidence, beauty, Loving Yourself
“The menu is not the meal.”— Alan Watts, twitter.comTagged: Life, Choice, Exploration, Making Decisions
“Advice? I don’t have advice. Stop aspiring and start writing. If you’re writing, you’re a writer. Write like you’re a goddamn death row inmate and the governor is out of the country and there’s no chance for a pardon. Write like you’re clinging to the edge of a cliff, white knuckles, on your last br…”— Alan Watts, twitter.comTagged: Writing, Being A Writer, Writers, Advice
“Friendly reminder that Paris Hilton grew her inherited wealth at 5 times the rate and 3 times faster than Donald Trump.”— Shon Faye, twitter.comTagged: Paris Hilton, Donald Trump, Presidential Candidates, Hilton 4 Prez
“We need more representation of boring bisexual people so boring people like me will have someone to look up to.”— Mara Wilson, twitter.comTagged: Bisexuality, Representation, Coming out, Queer, Coming Out Day
“If you can't come out on coming out day, do not feel badly. I think it makes things better (in the long run) but it's tough!”— Gaby Dunn, twitter.comTagged: Coming out, Bisexuality, sexuality, gay, Lesbian
“Hot dog season is my favorite season.”— Grace Helbig, twitter.comTagged: Hot Dogs, Summer, LOL, little things
“In case you were wondering, WebMD has no cures for 'My dog just dragged her butt across my whole backyard & made eye contact w/ me.'”— Grace Helbig, twitter.comTagged: Dogs, humor, WebMD, Pets, LOL
“Take a selfie it'll last long-wait delete that one my eyebrows look fat take another.”— Grace Helbig, twitter.comTagged: humor, digital age, Selfies, LOL
“I bet Jesus would have instagrammed a lot of pics of wine.”— Grace Helbig, twitter.comTagged: humor, jesus, Wine, Instagram
“Knowing how to think empowers you far beyond those who know only what to think.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.comTagged: Science, Facts, Life, Thought, Thinking
“If aliens did visit us, I’d be embarrassed to tell them we still dig fossil fuels from the ground as a source of energy.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.comTagged: Science, Facts, Aliens, Fossil Fuels
“Curious that we spend more time congratulating people who have succeeded than encouraging people who have not.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.comTagged: Science, Facts, Encouragement, Success, Failure
“Don’t know if it’s good or bad that a Google search on ‘Big Bang Theory’ lists the sitcom before the origin of the Universe.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.comTagged: Science, Facts, Funny, Big Bang Theory, Universe
“Before you marry someone you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.”— Will Farrell, twitter.comTagged: Dating Advice, Guy Advice
“When did avocado toast become the new crack cocaine?”— Whitney Cummings, twitter.comTagged: Women in Comedy, food
“I guess ultimately I just want to be someone's cell phone background.”— Whitney Cummings, twitter.comTagged: Women in Comedy, Love
“The Backstreet Boys are releasing a new album, and all their fans ovaries are releasing their last eggs.”— Chelsea Handler, twitter.comTagged: Women in Comedy, Backstreet Boys
“I wonder if Donald Trump watches footage of himself and thinks, 'I look great.'”— Chelsea Handler, twitter.comTagged: Women in Comedy, Donald Trump
“Don't love the fact that I momentarily forgot I was in a Uber and started BELTING the chorus to 'Kiss from a Rose' but my driver sure did!”— Mamrie Hart, twitter.comTagged: Women in Comedy, Uber, Singing, Car Singing