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“My love of coffee, green juice, and booze sure has LIQUIDated my bank account.* *don't even play like that wasn't perfect.”

“Currently getting a pedicure. Or as I call it '30 minutes of trying to not kick someone in the face because I am baby level ticklish'.”

“If your motivation for treating women with kindness + respect is to "stay out of the friendzone", sorry but you're not "nice”

“I would rather be in the friendzone than in a relationship with someone who doesn't appreciate me”

“Our country is totally divided and our enemies are watching. We are not looking good, we are not looking smart, we are not looking tough!”

“She is delightfully chaotic; a beautiful mess. Loving her is a splendid adventure.”

“"Loneliness adds beauty to life. It puts a special burn on sunsets and makes night air smell better."”

“Walk with those who are looking for the truth, run from those who think they have found it.”

“The less you open your heart to others, the more your heart suffers.”

“Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.”

“Forgive them. All of your Thems. The more Thems you can forgive, the lighter you'll feel.”

“"If I never love anyone again the way I have loved you" he said, "that will be a relief."”

“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be someone who hates peaches.”