Christmas is the perfect orgy of bright lights, dairy-based alcoholic beverages, and great deals at your local Honda dealership!
— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
Christmas is the perfect orgy of bright lights, dairy-based alcoholic beverages, and great deals at your local Honda dealership!
— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
The researchers found that while water -- both still and sparkling --does a pretty good job of quickly hydrating the body, beverages with a little bit of sugar, fat or protein do an even better job of keeping us hydrated for longer.
If dead people get hangovers, I'm fucked.
I'll go do a little harmless flirting. But there will be no tequila and no banging.
— Brendan Jennings, Michael Patrick O'Brien, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com
Here’s the good news: White Claw is less bad for you than most of them, at least when it comes to calories.
Robin: In every male-female friendship there’s a total number of drinks and if you hit that it means you would definitely have sex. So how many drinks would it take to get you wasted? Alice: Two and a half, but maybe three if I’ve eaten.
‘Tis the season to drink heavily
Vanessa: Oh, I thought I would get some drinks. What would anyone like? I have Pellegrino, or Vitamin Water or Orange Juice with folic acid or... Juno: I'll have a Maker's Mark. Up.
How many drinks does it take to face your own mortality?
— Marisha Mukerjee, Beth Schacter, Alex Parrish, Priyanka Chopra, imdb.com
Nothing beats the heat like a chilled cocktail.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Someone told her drinks were on the house.
People put so much effort into starting a relationship and so little effort into ending one.
You're out with your people and your partner's out with his or her people, but there's a world of distance between the two clubs. Call the bar and use your credit card to order a round of drinks, then FaceTime or Skype a quick kiss and toast together. Not only is it super thoughtful and romantic, bu…
Offer to get her a drink if you're at a party or bar together.
If a guy acts nice and does nice things for you, such as buying you a drink in a bar, thank him verbally, but don’t feel like you owe him anything later.
Get the ingredients to make her favorite cocktail and have them waiting for her when she gets home.
Buy them a drink. You can do this by going up to them and saying, ‘Can I buy you a drink?’ or you can do that thing on TV where you tell the server you’re paying for their next one.
I should never have switched from scotch to martinis.
Just had dinner with friends and no one had any food restrictions and we all had three drinks and I was just so giddy.
My love of coffee, green juice, and booze sure has LIQUIDated my bank account.* *don't even play like that wasn't perfect.