“Christmas is the perfect orgy of bright lights, dairy-based alcoholic beverages, and great deals at your local Honda dealership!”— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“The researchers found that while water -- both still and sparkling --does a pretty good job of quickly hydrating the body, beverages with a little bit of sugar, fat or protein do an even better job of keeping us hydrated for longer.”— Lisa Drayer, cnn.com
“If dead people get hangovers, I'm fucked.”— Alan Yang, Matt Hubbard, Kase, Catherine Keener, imdb.com
“I'll go do a little harmless flirting. But there will be no tequila and no banging.”— Brendan Jennings, Michael Patrick O'Brien, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com
“Here’s the good news: White Claw is less bad for you than most of them, at least when it comes to calories.”— Alex Shultz, gq.com
“Robin: In every male-female friendship there’s a total number of drinks and if you hit that it means you would definitely have sex. So how many drinks would it take to get you wasted? Alice: Two and a half, but maybe three if I’ve eaten.”— Abby Kohn, Marc Silverstein, Dana Fox, imdb.com
“Vanessa: Oh, I thought I would get some drinks. What would anyone like? I have Pellegrino, or Vitamin Water or Orange Juice with folic acid or... Juno: I'll have a Maker's Mark. Up.”— Diablo Cody, Juno MacGuff, Ellen Page, imdb.com
“How many drinks does it take to face your own mortality?”— Marisha Mukerjee, Beth Schacter, Alex Parrish, Priyanka Chopra, imdb.com
“Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Someone told her drinks were on the house.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“People put so much effort into starting a relationship and so little effort into ending one.”— Marina Abramovic, newyorker.com
“You're out with your people and your partner's out with his or her people, but there's a world of distance between the two clubs. Call the bar and use your credit card to order a round of drinks, then FaceTime or Skype a quick kiss and toast together. Not only is it super thoughtful and romantic, bu…”— Teresa Newsome, bustle.com
“If a guy acts nice and does nice things for you, such as buying you a drink in a bar, thank him verbally, but don’t feel like you owe him anything later.”— Kacia Nall, slism.com
“Get the ingredients to make her favorite cocktail and have them waiting for her when she gets home.”— Chelsea Fagan, thoughtcatalog.com
“Buy them a drink. You can do this by going up to them and saying, ‘Can I buy you a drink?’ or you can do that thing on TV where you tell the server you’re paying for their next one.”— Arianna Rebolini, buzzfeed.com
“Just had dinner with friends and no one had any food restrictions and we all had three drinks and I was just so giddy.”— Mindy Kaling, twitter.com
“My love of coffee, green juice, and booze sure has LIQUIDated my bank account.* *don't even play like that wasn't perfect.”— Mamrie Hart, twitter.com