“I figured out how to make a million dollars on the stock market Invest two million.”— ceoottaviano, reddit.com
“Yesterday a dollar bill came out of my butt. It made no cents. Still no change today.”— Finaldaze, reddit.com
“You know how much money you have to have to tell a girl to shut the fuck up? I have 'Quiet, please' money at best. I’d have to take a loan out for 'Shut the fuck up.' 'Shut the fuck up–' That’s Jay Z money. And Beyoncé got 'No, you shut the fuck up' money.”— Dave Chappelle, scrapsfromtheloft.com
“When you lose your money, you lose nothing; when you lose your health, you lose something; when you lose your character, you lose everything.”— Meyer Lansky, tbo.com
“Despite what your left-leaning liberal arts education instilled in you, reading, writing, and creating is a luxury not a right. Entitlement is thinking otherwise.”— Molly Guy, vogue.com
“Whoever said money can't solve your problems has never had a set of headphones break.”— Maggie Stiefvater, twitter.com
“I like my women like I like my coffee. Not at all. Tried one, got burned, waste of money.”— InsertANameHeree, reddit.com
“I'm seriously considering asking my ex-wife to remarry me... But I'm worried she will think I'm just after her for my money.”— madazzahatter, reddit.com
“I love that you don't care how much money a person makes, you care what they make. But what you make isn't supposed to be the part of you.”— Aaron Sorkin, amazon.com
“I made one decision in my life based on money. And I swore I would never do it again”— Aaron Sorkin, imdb.com
“What’s really misleading about neoliberal analysis of globalized capitalism is the idea everything works out because conditions for many are gradually improving. For any criticism you have of exploitation and imperialism, they have a chart showing gradual improvement in some communities. Without mor…”— comcastkills, comcastkills.tumblr.com
“I don't know what they mean by an icon. I never thought of myself as being that. It seems strange to me. I was just modeling, thinking of as many different poses as possible. I made more money modeling than being a secretary. I had a lot of free time. You could go back to work after an absence of a…”— Bettie Page, latimesblogs.latimes.com
“When you first begin to make money and become a success, you say to yourself, ‘I'd better get all these things I wanted!’" because how fruitless it would be if you could afford these things and didn't get them. So you accumulate everything. And then you begin to realize that the materialistic things…”— Jackie Gleason, youtube.com
“How can we live in the richest, most privileged country in the world, at the peak of its economic performance, and still hear from Republicans, and too many Democrats, that we cannot afford to provide a good education for every child, that we cannot afford to provide health security for all our citi…”— Paul Wellstone, amazon.com
“I didn't write them for money; I wrote them because it occurred to me to write them. I have a marketable obsession. There are madmen and madwomen in padded cells the world over who are not so lucky.”— Stephen King, amazon.com
“And it's not me being French and against money. I'm not against money, I'm an entrepreneur!”— Jean Touitou, elle.com
“I think the doctors would especially like to keep one in bed. The love of money, is the root of all evil.”— Mary Todd Lincoln, amazon.com