“If Diane feels comfortable leaving a harem of clowns alone in her house, they can’t be that scary, right?”— Isabel Jones , instyle.com
“If you’d like to subtly body-shame your pet, the menu also has a 'When I’m Dieting' section that includes Pan Roasted True North Salmon ($28) and a grilled chicken breast ($16); both entrees come with a side of steamed vegetables. For dessert, the restaurant offers a choice of sliced apples and heir…”— Jelisa Castrodale, munchies.vice.com
“A straight man who wants to share his poop with the world can use many avenues available to him.”— Mathew Rodriguez, melmagazine.com
“The general manager said she has seen people come from all over the world to relive fond memories or experience the novelty of a floppy disk.”— Michelle Lou, Saeed Ahmed, cnn.com
“Gritty is the visual and physical embodiment of the epic troll: weird on purpose, both frightening and idiotic, at turns lovable and violent, so 'on brand' as to be stubbornly memorable even when you’d rather forget.”— Ken Layne, hazlitt.net
“Often times consumers, such as myself, don’t have the gall to commit to a family-sized box of what could potentially be an inedible disaster. But I decided to take one for the team.”— Ben Bertoli, kotaku.com
“Dying through overexertion on the toilet is the stuff of royal legend.”— Chris Bourn, melmagazine.com
“Taking food out of the Tupperware before heating it up. Did you know you were supposed to do this? I did, but also, I’m hungry.”— Meghan Nesmith, manrepeller.com
“It’s the day to gather with your family and friends ‘round the hearth, warm beverages and sweet treats at the ready, and have a hearty chortle over the things America stuck inside itself and couldn’t remove without the help of trained medical personnel.”— Barry Petchesky, adequateman.deadspin.com
“I've taught you to love chickens, to love their flesh, their voice.”— Richard Maibaum, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Telly Savalas, imdb.com
“Joel: I'll never forget you. Wednesday: You won't? Joel: You're too weird.”— Paul Rudnick, Wednesday Addams, Christina Ricci, imdb.com
“Ryan Howard: I'd like to make a toast: to the troops. All the troops. Both sides. Party guest: That's weird.”— Justin Spitzer, Ryan Howard, B.J. Novak,, imdb.com
“Emma: Do you think I'm weird? Jay: Now there's a loaded question. Emma: Everyone's been acting like I belong in a straitjacket. Jay: That's their problem. You're no weirder than the rest of us.”— Sean Reycraft, Sudz Sutherland, Stefan Scaini, Emma Nelson, Miriam McDonald, imdb.com
“Do I have all the attentions of everyone? Attentions please. For those of y'all who do not know who I am, my name is Kenny Powers. And as fucked-up and weird as it may seem, I used to be a teacher here. But now I return to you. A victor, a champion, a man who has defeated the face of Mexican basebal…”— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com
“When my editor asked me to write a story about what it’s like to go trick-or-treating by yourself as an adult man, the first call I made was to the LAPD.”— C. Brian Smith, melmagazine.com
“I just wanted your vomit. Why’d you have to make it weird?”— Aaron Brownstein, Victor Fresco, Abby Hammond, Liv Hewson, imdb.com
“You're no longer holding lunch; you're cradling a canister of beans and rice that is soon to explode.”— Allie Conti, vice.com