“Sometimes family weirdos just get a bad rep.”— Charise Castro Smith, Jared Bush, Mirabel Madrigal, Stephanie Beatriz, imdb.com
“I’m here to tell you that thick water is no shortcut to thick thighs and calves. No matter who you are, please don’t subject yourself to it. You deserve better.”— Quinn Myers, melmagazine.com
“Judge Ferguson on Tuesday also suggested to attorneys that if their child used their computer before they did, to maybe turn off the filters before appearing in court.”— Salvador Hernandez, buzzfeednews.com
“Home Depot is sold out, their website packed with glowing reviews from spookily satisfied customers.”— Miles Klee, melmagazine.com
“While Bass Pro Shops are known as a resource for catching and killing fish, the retail chain is also partially responsible for the birth of the most famous bass of all time.”— Brian VanHooker, melmagazine.com
“If I die, don't eat my ass that'd be weird.”— James Siciliano, Summer Smith (voice), Spencer Grammer, imdb.com
“What unites us, then, is the feeling of Cats, which is like a fever dream of feline breasts and tufted celebrity faces that grows even stranger upon waking.”— Hannah Gold, The Cut, thecut.com
“The cursed thing will still make you feel uncomfortable, but not necessarily nauseous; disturbed, but in a way that’s more uncanny than upsetting.”— Sangeeta Singh-Kurtz, The Cut, thecut.com
“Your weaknesses are more beautiful than you think. Let them surprise you.”— Heather Havrilesky, The Cut, thecut.com
“I feel like I'm caught in a weird loop.”— Raphael Bob-Waksberg, Elijah Aron, Alma Winograd-Diaz, Rosa Salazar, imdb.com
“It's weird to hurt someone as a favor.”— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
“It’s weird, because I don’t want to be in the threesome, but I do feel very left out.”— Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Liz Doran, Josh Thomas, Ella, Emily Barclay, imdb.com
“I have to reapply deodorant before making a dentist appointment on the phone. Robert Pattinson lied confidently on live television. How did Robert Pattinson get to that point?”— Dana Schwartz, thecut.com
“You know, it's weird. You're my age, but wise. You're like my mum... in a little man's body. Like a little mum man. No offense.”— Laurie Nunn, Jackson Marchetti, Kedar Williams-Stirling, imdb.com
“It was super weird that we were in the middle of an outdoor mall, right next to a Zara.”— Stephanie McNeal, buzzfeednews.com
“You’ve never seen someone go on a roller coaster come back with a blood-soaked face, so it’s not like you’re going to immediately deduce what happened and say, 'Oh, he hit a goose.'”— Mike Toole, medium.com