Quotes tagged ‘apples’

“Let's say all you ever knew were apples. Apples, apples, more apples. You might think apples were pretty good, even if you got a rotten one once in a while. But then, one day, there's an orange. And now you can make a decision. Do you want an apple, or do you want an orange? That's democracy.”

— Alexander Payne, Jim Taylor, Jim McAllister, Matthew Broderick, imdb.com

“I don’t know where the hell I’ll be in five years. Maybe I’ll be producing movies maybe I’ll be on a corner selling apples. I don’t know, but I’m having a hell of a lot of fun.”

— Stan Lee, ign.com

“The moral of 'Snow White' is 'Never eat apples.'”

— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com

“What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple? They’re both red, except for the green one.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“See, here, you're just another apple, but in Japan, you're an exotic fruit. Like an orange. Which is rare there.”

— Steve O'Donnell, Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

“They don't have a decent piece of fruit at the supermarket. The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry. I don't know what's going on with the papayas!”

— Lawrence H. Levy, Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

“THIN AIR: The size of Earth’s atmosphere relative to Earth is the same as the skin of an Apple relative to the Apple.”

— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.com