Quotes tagged ‘Attraction’
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“I can always tell when a woman likes me, they always somehow let you know. With me, they could torture me, I wouldn't tell them. If anything I'd try to make them think I don't like them, then they think, ‘Oh, look at this guy, he's not even looking at me, he must have something going for him.’”
— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“Women need to like the job of the guy they're with. If they don't like the job, they don't like the guy. Men know this. Which is why we make up the phony bogus names for the jobs that we have. ‘Well, right now, I'm the regional management supervisor.’ ‘I’m in development, research, consulting.’ Men,…”
— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com