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Mom! Dexter's mooning me!

— Genndy Tartakovsky, Jason Butler Rote, Dee Dee, Allison Moore, imdb.com

I think she has a little junk in the trunk!

Homer: Aw, where did I lose 'em? I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again. Lisa: I'd like to believe that this time. I really would.

— John Swartzwelder, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

Eve Baxter: Little girl? You're lucky this rifle was chained down or you'd be limping out of here carrying a concealed weapon. Kyle Anderson: I don't understand. Mandy Baxter: She's gonna put it up your butt.

— Joey Gutierrez, Eve Baxter, Kaitlyn Dever, imdb.com

Libby: Well, I’ll be using me as shorthand for us. I’ve already got the floral design in my head. Sabrina: Oh, well I’m glad your butt is working. Oh, I’ll be using butt as shorthand for your head.

— Frank Conniff, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

Okay, you have got to stop calling your nose the Super Smeller. If you want to nickname a body part, nickname your butt, man. Call it the Tight-Bouncer or the Hexagon. Ladies are gonna dig that.

— Steve Franks, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

We need you to look at Kirk's butt. He ran into some rose bushes, and he's got some thorns stuck in it, and I thought of you.

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Lorelai Gilmore, Lauren Graham, imdb.com

Yeah. Okay, here it goes. Ames, I love you. I love how smart you are. I love how beautiful you are. I love your face, and I love your butt. I should've written this down first.

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

Mac: Do you want to shove heroin into your a**? Charlie: Dude, I don't want to shove anything in my a**!

— Rob McElhenney, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

J.D.: So he has a cute butt. Everyone has a cute butt. I have a cute butt. Carla: You should bring it in someday.

— Mike Schwartz, Carla Espinosa, Judy Reyes, imdb.com

What did one butt cheek say to the other? If we stick together we can stop this shit

— barwhalis, reddit.com

If god didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.

— Mike O'Malley, Frank Gallagher, William H. Macy, imdb.com

Is your booty made of dough... Cause I knead it

— lubu222, reddit.com

Eyes on you. More specifically, your boobs. Or your butt. Or all of your curves. The thing is, when you talk to him, you never see him looking you in the eye. You notice a slight glance at your face, but most of the time, he lustingly looks at your humps.

— Tiffany Grace Reyes, lovepanky.com

Date someone that will touch your butt in public when no one else is looking.

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

Assume your guy’s anus is feeling neglected, too.

— Jessica Wakeman, thefrisky.com

The butt is one of the most sensitive and highly ignored areas. Arouse him with a little smack when he is least expecting it. Pro tip: Massage his butt when you’re going down on him.

— iDiva, idiva.com

What's more important... boobs or butt?

— Sean Jameson, yourtango.com

Start with the old hand-in-the-back-pocket move when you guys are hanging out at home, and give him a few squeezes.

— Vanessa Marin, bustle.com

He probably grabs your butt frequently. Returning the favor will show him you are still physically attracted to him and his body. Let him know just looking at him still does something to you.

— Jackie Bledsoe, babble.com

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