“Imagine being naked and walking into a room and everyone wants to touch you. That's the life of a dog or cat.”— rdx711, reddit.com
“Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole... when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, ‘Whatcha doing, Tim?’ ‘My goldfish died,’ replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. ‘And I’ve just buried him.’ The neighbor was…”— ZeekOwl91, reddit.com
“What is the difference between a Comma and a Cat? A comma is a pause at end of clause and a cat has claws at the end of it's paws.”— SnootBoooper, reddit.com
“Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.”— Amy Poehler, Michael Schur, Greg Daniels, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com
“If your man owns a pet, it’s fair to say that he’s probably responsible. After all, he has to feed it, water it, walk it, play with it and well, love it. So if he loves a furry friend, the chances are high he’s able to love you too.”— Cassandra Lane, youqueen.com
“Dogs are for people who need to be worshipped as gods. Cats are for people who are strong enough to put up with gods standing on their chests at 5:00 AM and demanding a sacrifice.”— Anonymous, facebook.com
“Does your cat ever meow at you in a particularly rude way and you’re like EXCUSE me do NOT talk to me like this i am your m o t h e r.”— Anonymous, youcuntmakeitwetter.tumblr.com
“ya know what’s kind of weird? some people name cats ‘whiskers.’ that’s a cat’s body part. that’s so wild. i’m gonna name my son leg.”— hatchibomitar, hatchibomitar.tumblr.com