“Forbes values her company, which has since added other cosmetics like eye shadow and concealer, at nearly $800 million. Jenner owns 100% of it.”— Natalie Robehmed, forbes.com
“Dennis: Name a Philadelphia celebrity you would like to have a drink with. Dee: Bill Cosby. Frank: The cards are a little outdated.”— Rob McElhenney, Glenn Howerton, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com
“Dr. Cox: And Gandheroo, I need you to talk to a young, pregnant black girl who will not let me call her mom. Turk: Why would she listen to me? Dr. Cox: I may have told her that you were Kanye West.”— Eren Celeboglu, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com
“People think you are this grand person who has all their shit together because you are able to put your feelings into some songs. They write letters and come to the shows and even to the house, hoping we can fix everything for them. But we can’t…because we don't have all our shit together either. Wh…”— Eddie Vedder, articles.latimes.com
“The biggest difference between L.A. and Edmonton was that instead of people looking at me I was looking at them.”— Wayne Gretzky, imdb.com
“It has to be very confusing and difficult to be a young woman in Hollywood today, the focus is so surgical on these girls—on everything they wear and every little detail of their lives in a way that I think is kind of negative. I don’t know how they handle it.”— Julia Roberts, hollywood.com
“Los Angeles is such a town of show business, and I'm a terrible celebrity. I find it difficult—it's the beast that must be fed. There's this big wheel of pictures and articles that goes around, and you get pinned on it.”— Julia Roberts, oprah.com
“I’ve never seen myself as a celebrity, but I see it in a positive way, the fact that people are still interested in most parts of my life.”— David Beckham, gq.com
“For a long time I thought I had a severe sleep disorder. But it wasn’t normal insomnia and I wasn’t lying awake counting sheep. I was working and working and working. I was irritable and in constant fear of letting people down. It turns out that I was experiencing a form of mania. I guess my depress…”— Mariah Carey, people.com
“I didn't commit a crime. I didn't rape anybody. I didn't assault anybody. I didn't get a DUI. I mean, my God, there are celebrities that fucking kill people.”— Joyce Chen, rollingstone.com
“That’s the story of my life, honey. They want to suck the comedy out of me and then they want to detach.”— Kathy Griffin, theguardian.com
“"On the road all the time And I swear I'm tryna get some time to spare Tryna show you how much I love you Tryna show you how much I care"”— Fetty Wap, genius.com
“A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“I want his three children to know: wasn't anything strange about your daddy. It was strange what your daddy had to deal with.”— Al Sharpton, amazon.com
“As a celebrity, when your celebrity dies, your career dies. I want to be a mogul, like P. Diddy or Donald Trump—I guess they’re celebrities, too, but not celebrities like ‘Oh shit, I need to get a TV show.’”— Tila Tequila, nymag.com
“I’m not content to be just a rock’n roll star. I’m trying to be one at the moment just so I can get off into other things.”— David Bowie, amazon.com
“I’m much more interested in the process of life; the celebrity side of it, I couldn’t give a sausage.”— David Bowie, amazon.com
“If you can call it that. Why is it every halfwit and sitcom star has his own book out now?”— Spike Feresten, Mr. Lippman, Harris Shore, imdb.com
“We'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name, sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name. Getting to break records before black people were allowed to play? Excuse me, where is that asterisk? Why don't people talk about that?”— Daniel Tosh, en.wikiquote.org
“Liberals should ask why their crusade for freedom and equality found itself with such a captain, and what his legacy says about their cause. Conservatives should ask how their crusade for faith and family and community ended up so Hefnerian itself — with a conservative news network that seems to hav…”— Ross Douthat, nytimes.com