“You can stuff you sorries in a sack, mister!”— David Mandel, Peter Mehlman, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
“Be careful what you wish for, because it probably won't come true and life is mostly about expectation management.”— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com
“If you can't say anything nice, you could say really awful things instead. It's an option.”— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com
“If you fear something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s probably going to kill you.”— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com
“Home is where the heart is. It’s also where the cameras and listening devices are. Also insects. Lots of insects in that home.”— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com
“Put your money where your mouth is. Better put your keys, phone & ID in there too. Lots of pickpockets in the streets.”— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com
“A bird in the hand could be worth your life when bargaining with the swarms of birds circling above you.”— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com
“When a door closes, a window opens. This contractor did a terrible job.”— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com
“It's the thought that counts. So think real hard about why you got me this terrible gift.”— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com
“Follow your heart. It's in a cooler in the back of that van up ahead. Step on it. They're getting away.”— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com
“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will have plenty of time to regret your hubris as you drift for infinity through the void.”— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com
“It's difficult to see eye to eye. When you smush 2 people's eyes up against each other, they can't see much and also really want you to stop.”— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com
“Life goes on. Get over it. You're still young. It'll get better. Blah, Blah, Blah.”— David Levithan, amazon.com
“Your partner is talking in weird cliches. Some good examples of weird clichés that should signal alarm bells: 'Maybe we’re just not meant to be'; 'Relationships shouldn’t be this much work'; or 'Maybe we’re too different.'”— Bibi Deitz, bustle.com