“Dowager Countess: Will you have enough clichés to get through the visit? Isobel: If not, I’ll come to you.”— Julian Fellowes, Isobel Merton, Penelope Wilton, imdb.com
“Violet Crawley: Will you have enough clichés to get you through the visit? Isobel Merton: If not, I'll come to you.”— Julian Fellowes, Violet Crawley, Maggie Smith, imdb.com
“Ed: See? You don’t need Liz to have a good time. Shaun: Oh, don’t, man. Ed: No! Go ahead, look at me. Can I just say one more thing? I’m not gonna say, you know, there’s plenty more fish in the sea. I’m not going to say if you love her, let her go. And I’m not going to bombard you with clichés. But…”— Edgar Wright, Shaun, Simon Pegg, imdb.com
“If you don’t have time to read Twitter, you don’t have the time to post on Twitter. Simple as that.”— Amanda ReCupido, thebelladonnacomedy.com
“Virgos exist to bring order to the world. You can be air dropped into a mess and in half an hour you will have tamed the chaos into something Instagrammable and functional with some optimal combination of spreadsheets, ergonomics, stackable bins, and notebooks.”— Kiki O'Keeffe, manrepeller.com
“This isn't my first rodeo, Mr. Stark.”— Art Marcum, Matt Holloway, Agent Coulson, Clark Gregg, imdb.com
“Put a bird on it!”— Allison Silverman, Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel, Lance, Fred Armisen, imdb.com
“Esther Randolph: You're like an onion, Mr. Thompson, the more we peel. Nucky Thompson: I prefer to think of myself as an artichoke.”— Terence Winter, Nucky Thompson, Steve Buscemi, imdb.com
“Ricky Ricardo: Lucy, you remember that old saying, 'birds of a feather smell the same'? Lucy Ricardo: You mean 'a rose by any other name flocks together'? Ricky Ricardo: [Thinks a moment] Yeah.”— Jess Oppenheimer, Madelyn Pugh, Lucy Ricardo, Lucille Ball, imdb.com
“Sam Healy: You know, Red... Marriage is a two-way street. Red: And you can't swim without getting wet. See, I can say cliches too.”— Jenji Kohan, Galina 'Red' Reznikov, Kate Mulgrew, imdb.com
“Life isn’t fair. It’s hard and cruel. You have to pick your friends as if there’s a war going on.”— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Abe Weinberg, Tony Shalhoub, imdb.com
“I wish that just once people wouldn't act like the clichés that they are.”— Bruce Eric Kaplan, Claire Fisher, Lauren Ambrose, imdb.com
“People love to say, ‘Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll eat for a lifetime.’ What they don’t say is, ‘And it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.’ That’s the part of the analogy that’s missing.””— Trevor Noah, amazon.com
“I do believe in killing the messenger. You know why? Because it sends a message.”— Caroline Dries, Brian Young, Damon Salvatore, Ian Somerhalder, imdb.com
“What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common? If you break a leg, you get cast.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“Some people say, ‘If you can't beat them, join them.’ I say, ‘If you can't beat them, beat them,’ because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.”— Unknown, tcat.tc